S-Wall (Snooze)

• Level 69
• Alberta, Canada
• 15 year ago

THE COMEBACK TOUR – 1 TAP AT A TIMERetired after dropping 40-bombs in basements that smelled like Monster and BO. Back now, not for glory — but to remind you soft little highlight-chasing, TikTok-clipped toddlers what real Counter-Strike looks like.You think you’re “cracked” because you bought a $500 mouse and jiggle like a methhead? I was headshotting with a Microsoft Intellimouse and 20 FPS. You peek with anime gun skins and bottom frag with confidence like it’s a TikTok trend.You think you’re built different?I was the blueprint.Now get off my bombsite and go do your homework.I peaked before you hit puberty. Now I log in twice a week to ruin your night and remind you:You’re not him. You never were.This isn’t a comeback. It’s a hit list.You’re not my competition — you’re my warmup.Now queue up, junior.Daddy’s home.