AgreasyGoat™ (Offline)

• Level 15
• Canada
• 13 year ago

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.I never make the same mistake twice.A minimum of 5-7 times is typically necessary in order for me to learn anything.One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.Born at a very young ageSpreading smiles like they’re herpes.Professional procrastinator.Dont think of yourself as an ugly human, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.I’m not lazy…I’m on energy saving mode.i only drink on two occasions .When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila.I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?