micropenisinc (Offline)

• Level 14
• United States
• 13 year ago

HURT FEELINGS REPORTFor use of this form, see FM 22-102; the proponent agency is TRADOCDATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974AUTHORITY: 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of the Army and E.O. 9397 (SSN)PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of soldiers who require additional counseling,NCO leadership, and extra duty..ROUTINE USES: For subordinate leader development IAW FM 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall CounselingPART I – ADMINISTRATIVE DATAA. WHINER’S NAME (Last, First, MI) B. RANK/GRADE C. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER D. DATE OF REPORTE. ORGANIZATION F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORMPART II – INCIDENT REPORTA. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT D. NCO OR OFFICER SYMPATHETIC TO WHINERE. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVEFEELINGSF. RANK/GRADE G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)E. INJURY (Mark all that apply)1. WHICH EAR WERE THE WORDS OF HURTFULNESS SPOKEN INTO? LEFT  RIGHT  BOTH2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE? YES  NO  MAYBE3. DID YOU REQUIRE A “TISSUE” FOR TEARS? YES  NO  MULTIPLE ________4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY? YES  NO  MAYBEF. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)I am thin skinned The Army needs to fix my problems Two beers is not enoughI am a wimp My feelings are easily hurt My hands should be in my pocketsI have woman/man‐like hormones I didn't sign up for this I was not offered a post briefI am a crybaby I was told that I am not a hero Someone requested a post briefI want my mommy The weather is to cold All of the above and moreG. NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.)PART III ‐ AUTHENTICATIONa. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN b. SIGNATURE c. PRINTED NAME OF WHINER d. SIGNATUREWe, as the Army, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and wewill promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event we are unable to find a "hugger" we will notify the fire department and request that theysend fire personnel to your location. If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provideyou with a "blankey", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.DA FORM IMT WF1, APRIL 2009 EDITION OF APRIL 1989 IS OBSELETE