WHIZZY (Offline)

• Level 41
• Latvia
• 11 year ago

I've often been called a cheater because of my skills in CS. They blame my superiority on hacks rather than perfected gamesense or aim.But I have neither great awareness, nor cheats. The answer to my amazing abilities - my nuts.My testicles begin to tingle whenever an enemy is nearby. It's a lot like Spiderman's spidey sense, but for me, it is my "teste's sense." It's incredible what my balls can do to feed me info on the enemy. Different intensities of tingling can tell me how far an opponent is, their speed, what their HP is, and their crosshair placement. I can use all this to determine when I should push, prefire, peak, flash, or retreat. It's amazing what gifts God can give you. I would go pro, but I don't like to travel.